Hey baby, let me take a Pik-a-chu
I’m not going to Raichu a love song
but let’s Smeargle a rough picture
My passion for you burns like Charizard’s tail
because you’re my Magnemite, i’m paralyzed by you
we can Oddish together
go on adventures and Machamp the world
or netflix and Hariyama, in the Forretress
Just like Jesse and James – without Meowth
I promise, our bond will be like TM221 (Sacred Fire)
To be TM227(Encore) for many generations to come
Oh darling.
Gin and Tonic you’re always there when I needed you the most!

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